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Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2013.12.02 08:46:00 -
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time to do it again. This time lets try to keep the jokes relevant to EVE, not so much of the Earth jokes redecorated for EVE eh?
I'll start: What's the difference between an Amarrian and a Blood Raider?
One is a bloodthirsty hypocrite dedicated to nihilism, worshiping a font of eternal youth, killing in the name of a child-killing, slaver devil-god. The other's a Blood Raider.
(I didn't make that one up) Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2013.12.02 09:09:00 -
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Phoenix at a stargate in lowsec getting popped by a Raven. Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2013.12.02 16:52:00 -
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I hear Caldari's yellow flag with a Scorpion battleship on it, saying "don't warp through me" was the dominant flag before they switched to something with pretty colors and shapes to represent all their districts or something. Morons. Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2013.12.03 04:13:00 -
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Khergit Deserters wrote:Man who fly Incursus in Curse and meet pirates in Curses might... swear. Man who fly Burst alongside Incursus and meet incursionists in Curse might... pop. Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2013.12.04 04:57:00 -
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Yo momma so fat she can't activate her microwarpdrive because there isn't enough room for the signature radius. Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2013.12.04 15:28:00 -
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Amhra Rho wrote:So my boyfriend left a note on his pillow this morning - yes, he left me. Along with the note was a single perfect tritanium crystal. So I went out to my garage and - a miracle! - I found a brand new shiny Yugo! I have a hunch there used to be something more expensive in the garage. Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2013.12.06 05:01:00 -
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EVE Online Facts: The CSM is a group that maintains Minutes and loses minutes.
CCP Mintchip is taller than CCP Soundwave.
The warp speed rebalance was actually made to reduce shuttle autopilot time so that TEST would be able to field more fleet members against the Goons. Faster interceptors is just a neat side effect.
The real reason Deep Space Transports haven't been buffed is that in doing so they would become exceedingly overpowered on Serenity, and would throw the shard's economy into oblivion.
World of Darkness is actually a technological demonstration designed to test EVE WiS, and not the other way around.
The Hel would not be underpowered if it released two Nidhoggurs upon destruction.
The Phoenix would still be underpowered even if it could rebirth itself indefinitely from its wreck.
The above Phoenix would still be underpowered even if it was fitted with regular torpedoes, and they gained a bonus from the siege module.
The Aeon was the last supercarrier model to be designed, but was left unfinished due to time constraints on part of the graphics design team.
Vile Rat forgot to update his med clone.
that's all I have guys. Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2013.12.07 21:22:00 -
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I know a lot of FCs who issue 8-10 commands per order.
"jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump" "hold cloak hold cloak hold cloak hold cloak hold cloak" "uncloak and fire on red guy fire on red guy red guy is primary red guy is primary uncloak and fire on red guy" "why is red guy not dying why is red guy not dying red guy is primary red guy is primary fire on red guy uncloak and fire on red guy nobody should be cloaked" "gate crash gate crash gate crash gate crash gate crash gate crash get out of there get out of there warp off if you have to gate crash gate crash" "warp warp warp warp warp warp warp warp warp warp warp" "is everyone with us? who lost a ship?" "hold on gate hold on gate hold on gate hold on gate" "jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump" "warp warp warp warp warp warp warp warp warp" Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2013.12.07 22:02:00 -
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Music that changes based on what you are currently doing in highsec. Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2013.12.11 19:43:00 -
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Reading that, all I can think is "this can't end well..." But I still don't get why he wished for half his head to be made out of Veldspar!! Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
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